in the instance you didn't know that these exist
buthereisthething: well, they do.
georgasmic: Things I want, in order: Spliff Sex Ritz crackers Chocolate milk
While everyone is busy having skyward sword
ocarinaofhyrule: I have ritz. My love for ritz crackers is immense.
jeffsaporito: I just saw a Ritz cracker commercial where a bunch of women in their early 20s were dancing around during a house party, all looking super happy and attractive and hip. Because if I had a few dozen gorgeous young women in a room together, there would obviously be plenty of Ritz crackers involved. That’s what does it.